Pick Ups & Buddha

I'm looking for a coffee. The Seven Eleven only sell those cold canned coffees. I need a coffee that energizes me for this day. Krabi town looks like all towns on the Malay peninsula: Wide straight roads through between square shoplot blocks. One KFC. One McD. Many Seven Es.

Aaaaaah finally… there is a street stall. After the coffee I start thumbing. Difficult since it's rush hour. Most people want to go to work fast. A guy wants to help me and explains one of the modified pickup busses to help out. It's a short lift to the next junction. From here I get several short lifts with people that can't really speak English … always in pick-ups.

Pick-ups seem to be the no. 1 vehicle for southern Thailand. I enjoy the rides with Bon to Trang, with a group of female teachers to a private school half way to Phattalung, with two guys to the highway junction, with a couple to near Hat Yai and a salesman from Bangkok to Hat Yai city center.

These were the highlights: The couple Wit and bunya laughed as we found out that there where three different religions in the car. Some minutes later a member of the royal family was escorted passed us in a group of black Benz cars and police motos. Another surprising moment: As we go passed a temple on a road pass Ning lifts his hands from the steering wheel to honor the place with a 'Sawadee Gesture' - while driving!!!

Better I pray too: 6000++ kms without seat belt, on the back of pick-ups and high-speed mountain lifts deserves appreciation to any god: Be it Krishna, Buddha or Allah.

Die Polizei - mein Freund und Helfer

Ladefläche eines Pick-Ups bei 120 km/h

Ich bin glücklich. Gerade habe ich eine Durian gegessen. Das ist diese Stachelfrucht, die vor allem in Malaysia und Thailand gegessen wird. Im Ausland kennt man sie vielleicht auch unter dem Namen 'Stinkfrucht'. Wobei sie meiner Meinung nach natürlich nicht stinkt, sondern duftet. Nach dem Essen stinkt man leider selbst nach Durian. Deshalb überlege ich, ob es schwierig wird, einen Lift zu bekommen. Weit gefehlt: Eine Mutter deutet auf die Ladefläche ihres Pickups. Es windet stark und schließlich verdunkelt sich der Himmel. Dann beginnt es zu schütten. Schnell schmeiß ich meinen Rucksack in den toten Winkel hinter der Fahrerkabine. Wir halten an. Anscheinend hat die Family Mitleid mit mir. Ich ziehe für ein paar Kilometer ins trockene Cockpit.

In einem Dorf auf der Hauptstraße nach Krabi und Phuket steige ich aus. Die Familie stellt mich der lokalen Polizei vor … die kein Englisch spricht. Irgendwie schaffen wir es trotzdem ein paar Informationen auszutauschen.

Der Polizist besteht darauf seine komplette Macht auszuüben:

Er hält einen Überlandbus an und wechselt ein paar Worte mit der Schaffnerin und dm Fahrer. Alle lachen. Sekunden später sitze ich umringt von Touristen im Bus nach Phuket. Ich genieße es, zum ersten mal heute, vernünftiges Englisch zu sprechen.

Neben mir sitzt ein Israeli. In der ganzen Welt trifft man dauernd reisende junge Israelis. Fast immer haben sie gerade erst ihren Militärdienst abgeschlossen und wollen verständlicherweise nun die Welt erkunden. Eric beklagt sich über diesen Militärdienst. Er gönnt sich nun vier Wochen Party, Bier und Strand in Thailand. An einer Kreuzung bedeutet mir die Schaffnerin auszusteigen. Tatsächlich: Wir sind an der Kreuzung mit der Küstenstraße.

Kalanshnikov & Poetry

We're casting long shadows on the burning hot tar of the Teheran-Shiraz highway. A pick-up comes to a halt: An old man descends with his Kalanshnikov gun and crosses the road. Sadly no space for us in the pick-up.

Two minutes later a big Volvo-truck honks and comes to a stop. A young guy from the passenger side asks us where we go? My short "Shiraz" is answered with a "yeeeees". Surprisingly Ismail und Ibraim do fast during Ramadan unlike most people we have met in Iran. Still they offer us nuts and water. We talk about life and love, cars and countries, girls and gas. They desperately try to convince us of staying with them in Shiraz. We have to decline that offer as we have promised us to Mohamed - a friend of our Isfahan-CouchSurfer Mohsen. Thanks again here!

Over the course of the ride we also show pictures of our families and exchange phone numbers. Ismail asks for a German number. As Dario tells the numbers he types them into his phone. Dario emphasizes: "It's a German number!!!" Ismail smiles and calls the number.

Apparently somebody has picked up. Ismail: "Salam! Germany?"

It's Moritz - Dario's friend - on the other end of the line. We start to laugh loudly: In the middle of the Iranian desert a truck driver calls a randomly chosen German telephone number. The line gets cut as we move around a big mountain. Some minutes later we alight on the fringe of Shiraz.
In the locally assembled Payand-pickup we speed to the meeting point: 'Hafazieh' - the tomb of a popular Iranian poet. Whatever page that you read in his books will give u a fortune - it is believed.
With a friend we have a dinner in a western-style eatery. We're looking forward to tomorrow: Mohamed invites us to play Futsal together.

Alcohol & Porn in Teheran

Wash hands after meal together with Sarbi.

On the service station where we had been dropped by trucker Sarbi we quickly find a pickup. What lucky day: Razol is going to Teheran. In Zanjan we stop for a great lunch. 100 kms after Quezvin, Razol turns right into the countryside. I don't wholly understand what he's gonna show us but we find out … it's a mind-blowing 700-year old brickstone mosque. The biggest of its kind in the world. The arts and decoration wows us. Razol emphasizes that there were no trucks to carry the bricks and no engine to lift them. True - it's fascinating.

Sultaniyeh Mosque - World's biggest brick stone mosque.

As we approach Teheran I try to call Alireza with whom we're supposed to stay for the night but he doesn't answer the calls. Razol offers us to stay with him. We hand over 10 kgs of meat to a friend in northern Teheran then we continue the congested route to a friend's place.

Teheran.

Here we get to know that Razol and his friends are apparently soft Muslims: Razol's friend gives me a bottle with obvious content and asks me to pour everyone a glas. I had never imagined to drink in Iran.
The atmosphere gets more namby-pamby. Two more friends join in. We laugh about all kind of things. There is discovery channel showing on TV but as one friend tries to switch channels … a porn flashes on the screen before he manages to switch to the next channel. Hilarious!

Razol

We prepare ourselves for the night. We will sleep on the carpets. Razol undresses and turns out to looks like a chimpanzee: Hair everywhere. As I try to fall asleep Razol comes closer and closer and tries to make closer body contact. Luckily I have done the "Time to say no" workshop for hopees going abroad on numerous AFS seminars. This is definitely a time to say no. Even if I know that Razol has been a very kind man over the course of the day and his behavior might only be owed to the alc, I put on a serious face and raise my voice: "No Razol. Don't do that. You sleep there." Razol gets my message. We can sleep without any further problems.

Handsome IRAK

On the most adventuresome and dangerous leg of our trip we go deep into Southeast-anatolian territory: Kurdistan. Although people told us it is not wise to go there, we have an awesome time hitching with locals.

On a junction just meters off Iraqi territory.

Dunno what happened to this car.

For about 500 meters we are on Iraqi soil!!!
It is a once-in-a-lifetime-experience!



The landscape is jaw-dropping: Huge mountains, remote villages and goat herding.
At the border we are actually not allowed to take pictures. Anyways. Here for you:



More to come!